Recently Euthanized Entries
The Mancrush Integrity Committe has determined that the following men are either duplicate entries or are not of sufficient stature to join the Complete Ranking.
Edward James Olmos
The Captain of the battlestar galactica is the
ultimate man hero
I wanna be him!
Jack Hody Johnson
A Hawaiian-born singer-songwriter, musician
filmmaker, surfer, achieved commercial success and
dedicated following
Carlos Whittaker
knows how to shake it
musician, blogger, and friend
dances like there's no tomorrow
Josh Farro
guitarist for paramore the band
can dance like a champ
lays his mack down on stage for the ladies
Chad Jarnagin
amazing musician, artist, and songwriter
performed for many sporting events & concerts
can it the highest note i've ever heard a man do
Judge Turpin
Send Sweeney Todd unfairly to prison
Forced Todd's wife
Took Todd's daughter as his ward
Christian Tara Kirtash
Middle shek, middle human
Son of Ashram 'The Nigromant'
In love with Lunnaris, the last unnicorn
Greg Dulli
"will steal your girlfriend"
lead singer for the Afghan WhigsTwilight Singers
met his first fellow musical collaborator in jail
James Maitland Stewart
Master of the filibuster
Has the best voice in hollywood
Has been in 100 films
Tony Edward Stark
Is Iron Man
Started MIT at 15, graduated summa cum laude
Ranked in Forbes #8 most richest men
Matthew James Bellamy
Uses modified underwear to hit high notes
Likes include: Throwing guitars at drummers
Hospitilazing himself using his guitar
Masked Magician
Star of 4 TV specials revealing magic secrets
Made other magicians very very angry
Should have kept mask on
Masked Magician
Star of 4 or so TV specials revealing magic secret
Made other magicians very very angry
Is actually quite ugly
Randy Marsh
Randy is shown to be South Park's only geologist
Randy is often the leader
Randy has a drinking problem
Orlando Bloom
Pirates of the Caribbean; Lord of the Rings; Troy
Extreme Sports yet Poetic
Elfin ears with Hobbit feet
Ryan Phillippe
Fan 'o Frank Sinatra;
Way of the Gun; Breach; Cruel Intentions; Crash 54
Surfer
Paul Rudd
Breakout role was in Clueless (AS IF!)
This picture says it all really. Need I say more?
Never the lead actor yet we still swoon.
Adrien Brody
Banned from SNL for wearing dreadlocks
Biker who has broken his nose 4 times
Dating Spanish ModelActress Elsa Pataky
Jim Thome
Chicago White Sox Designated Hitter
Tall, hansome, big girth, family man
country boy made famous
David Boreanaz
Once bloodsucking vamp, now has soul
Prolific actor for 12 years - 3 TV series
Buffy V Slayer, Angel Vampire with a Soul, Bones
Noel Fielding
Star of British Programme The Mighty Boosh
Play's The Hitcher... who likes eels up his anus
Comedian, with his partner in funny Julian Barrat
Ville Valo
Lead Singer of Finnish Rock Band HIM
Shaved his pubes for Jackass Ehren's beard
Designed HIM's symbol the Heartagram
Bruce Berglund
History Prof. and Baker of extraordinary cookies
A man, truly devoted to justice
Best dressed man in the Midwest
Gregory Peck
Actor - To Kill A Mockingbird,
Spellbound, Roman Holiday
Marched with MLK jr.
Tony Dungy
Indianapolis Head Coach
Future Hall O Famer
Has never cheated in his entire life
Marvin Harrison
Wide Receiver, Indianapolis Colts
One of the best ever
Best hands and presence ever!
Caravaggio
Italian painter of the Baroque
Killed a guy over a tennis match
Mad crazy skills
Bob and or Demond Sanders
Safety for Indianapolis Colts and
Bob Sanders can believe it's not butter
Defensive player of the year
Lance "geauxturbo" Green
Enjoys Riding Nipple Deep in Tuff Obstacles
Is at least 6'6"
Has very short wheenes
Kige Ramsey
If you have anorexic...get tested.
Save money on gas.. fill up at half a tank .
This is Kige Ramsey for Mancrush Sports.
Jeffrey Sulu Tanders
He spent his youth starring in commercials.
He currently live with his daughter, Sandy.
He's often seen wearing his homies shirt.
Thomas More
Saint, knight, statesman, and author of “Utopia”
Stood up to Henry VIII…and lost his head
Protagonist of the play "Man for All Seasons"
Mike Kryzewski
Just won his 800th game as head coach for Dook
fired his long time asst for losing too many games
lobbied NCAA to remove those losses from his recor
Armanti Frederico Edwards
FCS game rushing record 313 yrd 4 td on 31 carries
Spanked the Michigan Wolverines 34-32 on 9-1-07
Armanti for Heisman 08'!!!
Yosef !
Musket carrying mountaineer
Know to take down Wolverines
Born in 1942 and can still give Chuck Norris a run
John Harrison
Created chronometer to extend accurate sea travel
"Longitude" by Dana Sobel a must read.
Harrison spent his life pursuing Longitude Prize.
Ron Burgundy
Kind of a BIG DEAL
Lead anchor for Channel 4, San Deigo
Dabbles in jazz flute
Tom Selleck's mustache
Tom Selleck's mustache was the kind of
mustache every guy wanted
it was classy while being clean and light hearted
Charlie Harper
Alans brother in Two and a half men
Hilarious
Real name: David Charles Perez
Gimli
Gimli son of Gloyn
Gimli is a dworf from The lord of the rings
real name: John Rhys-Davis
Lobot
Lando Calrissian's right hand man on Cloud City
Had the first bluetooth headset
Tried out for Dancing With the Stars
Sanford (Sandy) Braun Koufax
Four no-hitters One perfect game.
But not on Yom Kippur
Wrote the book on pitching mechanics
Van Morrison
Born in Belfast in 1945.
Inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame 2003.
Hits include: Into the Mystic and Brown Eyed Girl.
John Bell
Baby doesn't know what he just said
One of founding members of Widespread Panic
He loves his chicken
Kige Ramsey
Lead Anchor for YouTube Sports.
Kige revolutionized the way sports are reported.
His Razor sharp analysis will blow you way.
Mike Patton
Singer of Faith No More, Mr Bungle etc
Weirdest music ever?
Holds record for most bands and side projects ever
Stephen Douglas
Odd smelling, weight gaining denizen of New York
More Beta than Alpha
Guilty pleasure: Carrie Underwood
Chester Charles Bennington
Leadsinger from the band Linkin Park
Nobody is so great while he screaming
he has cool tattoos"
Elvis Aaron Presley
He is the most giving person I have ever known
His heart is the biggest he loves helping people
He well he's Elvis you need no more then that
Chris Hansen
I think Chris Hansen is a pretty cool guy
eh asks you to take a seat
and doesn't afraid of anything
Patrick Swayze
He played the coolest surfer ever in Point Break.
He cooly stated "Pain don't hurt." in Road House.
He can dance, but he is still all man.
Stephen Colbert
host of the Steven Colbert Show
Funniest person alive
go to colbert nation!
Adolf Hitler
High score of over 6000000 kills
Inventor of the Reichroll
Got removed from Mancrush for being #1
Tom Morello
Most Innovative Guitarist Alive
Lead Guitar for Rage Against The Machine
Political Activist
Brendan Pailet
The personification of sexiness andor awesomness
http:hs.facebook.comprofile.php?id=1459620173
how sexy is he? Thhhhhhhhhiiiiiisssssss much!
Jim Carrey
Truly one of the funniest men on the planet
Ace Ventura, nuf said
Dating Jenny McCarthy
Eddie Van Halen
Guitar god that transcends generations, although
he had some bumps in the road, he remains
influential and still rocks!
Carl Michael
Professional Magician -
Performs for Special Olympics, Homeless Shelters
All Magicians have quick hands , whats not to LOVE
Carl Michael
illusionist , thats hot !
looks like james dean , dimple chin
fast hands , also hot !
Markowitz "The Thug Armadillo" Garvey
Born a thug. Will die a thug.
A product of Houston's mean streets.
A Sin City legend.
Gary Wayne Elmore
Bad Boy Kicked a lot of ass
Love Jesus & life has changed
I pray for all those who still hurt
Milton Friedman
Noble Prize Winning Economist
Money is the medicine for everything
Advocate of Reefer Madness
David Kelman
CEO Kelman Enterprises
Leading New England Importer of Fine Silver
Travels worldwide in search of rare pieces.
Big Ernie McCracken
World's Greatest Bowler
Loves Tanqueray and Tab (Keep Em Comin')
Is on a gravy train with biscuit wheels
Roy Munson
Raised to be the best bowler in the World
Has many prosthetic hand tools
Suffered a Nasty Cheese Grating Accident
Bill Curtis
Host of American Justice ; Host of Cold Case Files
Greatest Murder Voice Over Artist EVER!!!
More Knowledgeable on Murder than any man
Fox "Spooky" Mulder
"Summa Cum Laude" 1986 Oxford ; FBI Agent
Sister Abducted by Aliens ; Once boned a vampire
Believed "The truth is out there"
Billy Bob Thortonton
Complete ass in every role
Once portrayed a sweetly retarded murderer
Bad Santa - Best Man Role Ever
Hilary Rodham Clinton
Champion for health care
Strong Chinned
Calves that would make the hunkiest of men jealous
James "Buffalo Bill" Gumb
AKA Jack Gordon
Would "F" himself . . . hard
"Nuh-uh. Oh wait...was she a great big fat peson?
Chief Brody
Twice thwarted the eating efforts of giant sharks
Can do anything - he's the Chief of Police
Not a strong swimmer
Jim Harmon
Husband of porn star Heather
No need to his his photo - check out his wife
Winner: Luckiet Man on Planet Earth Award
Grady
Caretaker of The Sanford Arms when Fred is away
Vice President of the "Gork" fanclub
Mispronounces names , and hilariously might I add
Fred "G" Sanford
The "G" is for Guycrush
Junk Empire Coordinator
Has a heart condition and arthritus
Jim Harmon
Husband of Ideepthroat.com's Heather
Winner : Luckiest Man on Planet Earth Award
Receives a Bi-Daily Knob-Schlobbing
Tim B. Ryan
Wears 3 piece suit un-necessarily
Cigars - the longer the better
Knows more than you... about everything
GREGORY EFTHIMIOS LOUGANIS
1984 & 1988 Olympic double gold medalist
Five-time world champion in springboard & platform
47 US diving titles, more than anyone in history
Lt. John Mclaine
Saved the hostages in the Nakatomi Towers
Body Count +150 and counting...
Has always been a big fan of Roy Rogers....
John Scot Barrowman
He is Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who
Stars as Captain Jack Harkness on Torchwood
Considered a National Treasure of England
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
The Headmaster
Arguably the Greatest Wizard of All Time
Enjoys Lemon Drops and Defeating Dark Wizards
Willow Ufgood
Half the Size- Twice the Heart
Allergic to Evil Queens
Favorite Val Kilmer Movie- Batman Forever
Bo Jackson
Played pro football & pro baseball @ the same time
"Knows" every sport--and hip replacement surgery
Greatest Video Game Athlete of All Time (Tecmo Bo)
Viggo Mortensen
Best known as Aragorn, king of Men
Makes butt chins sexy
Bad ass naked fighter
Michael Allen Patton
Lead Singer of Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Fantomas,
Tomahawk, Lovage, Peeping Tom etc Composer.
Is the voice of the monsters in "I Am Legend".
Alex O'Lachlan
Amazing face from eyes, to mouth, hair everything!
Great Body! He's got the abs, the back, the arms!
Fantastic ability with acting! So natural!
Danny Huston
Actor, son of John, brother of Angelica
Sounds just like his dad!
Very fine actor. Dad would be proud.
Stephen Fry
British actor, writer, comedian, true genius
The Fry of Fry and Laurie (as in Hugh)
The quintessential Oscar Wilde
Cornel Wilde
Sadly forgotten 50s leading man
Schooled Charlton Heston
Acrobatic, handsome and tres sexy
Liam Cunningham
Underrated Irish actor
Capt. Crewe in "A Little Princess"
Looks stunning in vintage military uniforms.
Toby Stephens
British actor, son of acting royalty
I can't talk. I'm too verklempt.
Mmmmmpph. Must . . . breathe.
Anthony Bourdain
Chef, author, traveler, raconteur
Will eat anything (hmmmm)
Will eat anything (mmmmm)
Bradley Whitford
Actor, humanitarian, husband, father
Mmmmm. Fivehead.
Character actor par excellence
Tom Waits
Composer, singer, actor, legend
Possesses the scariest voice in Christendom.
Possesses the sexiest voice in Christendom.
John Constantine
Fights against Deamons
Wants to buy his way in to heaven
Calls the Devil Lou
Jared Leto
Actor and lead singer of 30 Seconds To Mars.
Yes, he does wear eyeliner. And it looks cool.
One hardcore, rocking mofo.
Itachi Uchiha
Part of a criminal organization called Akatsuki
Killed entire clan
Sexy, non-existent anime character from Naruto
Mc Solaar
Great french rapper
Releases a new album every 6 years.
Loves to show off his muscular body!!
James Gunn
WriterDirector of SLiTHER, DAWN OF THE DEAD
Star of LOLLILOVE & THE SPECIALS
Hilarious blogger - www.myspace.comslithermovie
Optimus Prime
Leader of the heroic Autobots
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
goes to temple regularly
Wyatt Ronsenburg
Creator of the thermostat and solar power.
AKA Dj Mustafu
Related to Tom Hanks.
Joe C Gedenborough
Diagnosed with testicular cancer in 2000.
Joe's worst score is a -15 in halo 3.
Joe enjoys watching his daily dose of the view